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Wrawby_Mariner
September 30, 2010, 4:06pm
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Dear Marinerian. . .

Some months ago my mums cat had kittens and we kept one of them.
ue to the fact that only one person in the house wants it. . .ie mum
Should we find an alternate 'home' for it or keep it
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Dear Marinerian. . .

Some months ago my mums cat had kittens and we kept one of them.
ue to the fact that only one person in the house wants it. . .ie mum
Should we find an alternate 'home' for it or keep it


  
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September 30, 2010, 4:15pm
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Where's the brick? Besides, a cloth sack is much better. It won't be able to claw it's way out of a cloth sack and follow you home...


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When the very first person found you could get milk from a cow's udders, what were they doing in the first place?
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Lets have a huge party, celebrate his 50th and remember the good times with him, like when he had his  ham salad bowl on Bernards coach and and asked "Mrs Rachel, would you like some of my meat"  

The guy is a legend  



couldnt agree more
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September 30, 2010, 7:20pm

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Dear Ian,
My Yorkshire terrier is very fond of doing her business
on the kitchen floor, we have tried everything to try and
nip this dirty habit in the bud, sadly our efforts appear to
all be in vain.
Someone recently informed me you are the UK's answer to
Ace Venturer..... Please help.
Many thanks.


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September 30, 2010, 7:49pm

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Quoted from Wrawby_Mariner
Dear Marinerian. . .

Some months ago my mums cat had kittens and we kept one of them.
ue to the fact that only one person in the house wants it. . .ie mum
Should we find an alternate 'home' for it or keep it


Only you guys in the house hold can decide that, I am sure if you want to put it up for adopttion someone would love a cat


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September 30, 2010, 7:50pm

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Is there a cream out there to save me wet shaving my head (imac type stuff) cos as you know Ian, women just love the baldness
UTMM


Cream is for girls, use a nice bic one blade Razor with cold water and soap  

Honest answer get a good set of clippers, then use a mac three for a smooth feel, women will love it


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September 30, 2010, 7:55pm

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When the very first person found you could get milk from a cow's udders, what were they doing in the first place?


It was a young lad called Muhammed from a place called Islamabad back in 199388 BC he got a bit hungry and saw a cow making Muller Lite, so he went over and put his head under it and sucked away at the Udders.

It was warm and trickled down his face, so he went home got a bottle he had saved from Asda and filled it up. He then had a word with 'Aint Milk Brill' geezer and he then went to sell it around the world  


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September 30, 2010, 7:59pm

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Dear Ian,
My Yorkshire terrier is very fond of doing her business
on the kitchen floor, we have tried everything to try and
nip this dirty habit in the bud, sadly our efforts appear to
all be in vain.
Someone recently informed me you are the UK's answer to
Ace Venturer..... Please help.
Many thanks.


Make it wear a nappy, or as it is about to let one out, put it outside, it will soon get the hang of it.

If that doesn't work sell it on ebay and get a proper mans dog like an Alsation or something lol


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