It seems very quiet on the Dany Rose front, very quiet.
Is he fit nearly fit, have we a replacement lined up.
The noise i hear is he is off to Rotherham.
Gossip i don’t know but something seems amiss with the lack of information on him.
If we lose him it will be a massive blow to us staying up.!

Ive no idea if you’re a troll, but why would Rotherham want him. Especially when they are managed by Steve Evans who decided last year that Rose wasnt good enough for league 1.

Quoted from Yoda

It seems very quiet on the Dany Rose front, very quiet.
Is he fit nearly fit, have we a replacement lined up.
The noise i hear is he is off to Rotherham.
Gossip i don’t know but something seems amiss with the lack of information on him.
If we lose him it will be a massive blow to us staying up.!

Why don't you register for Mariners TV its free to register, then you'll get to see Danny Rose training hard.  I think you are just trying to sh*t stir and cause negativity, i mean just look at your profile stats tells me what sort of poster you are with the amount of negative approval rating.

Quoted from Hagrid

Ive no idea if you’re a troll

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, there's a good chance it likes a dabble.

Quoted from Yoda

It seems very quiet on the Dany Rose front, very quiet.
Is he fit nearly fit, have we a replacement lined up.
The noise i hear is he is off to Rotherham.
Gossip i don’t know but something seems amiss with the lack of information on him.
If we lose him it will be a massive blow to us staying up.!

You’re an absolute whopper.

One of the worst trolls there’s been on here.. and that takes some doing.

Whatever floats your boat I guess..

God help you if you ever get anything proper to worry about. 🤷‍♂️

Quoted from Yoda

It seems very quiet on the Dany Rose front, very quiet.
Is he fit nearly fit, have we a replacement lined up.
The noise i hear is he is off to Rotherham.
Gossip i don’t know but something seems amiss with the lack of information on him.
If we lose him it will be a massive blow to us staying up.!

Hi Yoda, hope you are well.  Perhaps you missed this because of the GTFC conspiracy theories and general malaise over progress therefore I feel a sense of duty.

The 2024 Highland Games commence on Friday with the first of the meetings being the Durness highland gathering.  I have it on good authority that the blue riband event, involving projecting a naked tree stump is short of a competitor due to injury.

Being a lifelong supporter of the event I’m keen to ensure that there’s a full compliment of competitors.  I’ve done my due diligence and that’s led me to identifying you as the ideal replacement competitor.  

Please accept my nomination, I think you’ll do well, you have the key attribute for the event.  Put simply you need to be the biggest tõsser, for me you tick every box.

If he is fit when is he starting a friendly.
Will he be starting the season, if not are we looking at a loan to cover for him.
I’m just asking a question no one seems to know anything.!

Quoted from Meza

Why don't you register for Mariners TV its free to register, then you'll get to see Danny Rose training hard.  I think you are just trying to sh*t stir and cause negativity, i mean just look at your profile stats tells me what sort of poster you are with the amount of negative approval rating.

Erm ................I don't think it is free.

Quoted from Yoda

If he is fit when is he starting a friendly.
Will he be starting the season, if not are we looking at a loan to cover for him.
I’m just asking a question no one seems to know anything.!

Go on then.. I’ll bite. No.. he won’t be starting the season. But he won’t be far off. And there’s no chance of him playing anywhere else this season. The first part of that is from the horses mouth on Saturday. The last sentence my thoughts.

Happy now? Or is it back to manager/owner bashing before a ball has even been kicked this season?

Quoted from Yoda

It seems very quiet on the Dany Rose front, very quiet.
Is he fit nearly fit, have we a replacement lined up.
The noise i hear is he is off to Rotherham.
Gossip i don’t know but something seems amiss with the lack of information on him.
If we lose him it will be a massive blow to us staying up.!

shut the intercourse up

Quoted from Chrisblor

shut the intercourse up

First time I've seen 4 words get Gold Stars

As I’ve stated before I’d be amazed if he plays for us next season but I’d be genuinely gutted if he does leave . Without doubt the best player we’ve had in a long long time .

Quoted from Yoda

If he is fit when is he starting a friendly.
Will he be starting the season, if not are we looking at a loan to cover for him.
I’m just asking a question no one seems to know anything.!

All valid points raised, however asking the beetroot brigade on here is like asking the one of the donkeys on the beach.

flipping hell, who let all the trolls out in this thread? Is like a bloody convention on here.

Quoted from male private Nale

All valid points raised, however asking the beetroot brigade on here is like asking the one of the donkeys on the beach.

Oh look, his mummy has logged on to support him.  

He’s recovering from injury, which has been mentioned multiple times by Artell. He’s shown training in the latest video. And he’s also attended basically every friendly, as well as being in all the new kit promo.

What more do you want, a daily diary from him?

People are strange.

Quoted from It Bites

As I’ve stated before I’d be amazed if he plays for us next season but I’d be genuinely gutted if he does leave . Without doubt the best player we’ve had in a long long time .

Since Mcatee you mean!
Though on reflection that does seem a long long time ago now.

In the cold light of day, I'm wondering if Yoda may have a mental health issue.  That is not an accusation, I don't mean this to be nasty towards him, but his posts are quite strange, but when people respond to his posts in the negative, I can not say that I have seen him reply to any.  This makes me think does he have a mental health problem and if he does then are we being fair to him?  I hope no one takes offense at this post as it's not meant to be offensive in any way, I personally have my own mental health problems and know how they can effect your everyday life.  

If that is the case, then I unreservedly apologise to him for my posts in reply to his somewhat weird postings.

Quoted from sam gy

What more do you want, a daily diary from him?

Ooh, like Steve Bruce's Captain's Log - yes please!

Yoda, you seem to have too much time on your hands, why dont you get a job. In Cleethorpes market place, theres a new pancake stall opening, your supplied with free uniform, all the pans and ingredients, theyre just looking for an experienced tosser. You,ll get the job definately.

Quoted from Ruuger

In the cold light of day, I'm wondering if Yoda may have a mental health issue.  That is not an accusation, I don't mean this to be nasty towards him, but his posts are quite strange, but when people respond to his posts in the negative, I can not say that I have seen him reply to any.  This makes me think does he have a mental health problem and if he does then are we being fair to him?  I hope no one takes offense at this post as it's not meant to be offensive in any way, I personally have my own mental health problems and know how they can effect your everyday life.  

If that is the case, then I unreservedly apologise to him for my posts in reply to his somewhat weird postings.

Where did you get your psychiatry degree.

Quoted from Yoda

It seems very quiet on the Dany Rose front, very quiet.
Is he fit nearly fit, have we a replacement lined up.
The noise i hear is he is off to Rotherham.
Gossip i don’t know but something seems amiss with the lack of information on him.
If we lose him it will be a massive blow to us staying up.!

Haven't you got a f@cking life FFS....
Off to Rotherham, what to be bought by a manager who sold him because he wasn't up to LG1 standard...
Honestly, it's get so boring now, have a day off will ya, for your mental state as much as ours.

I’m not a fan of Yoda, but a couple of points.

1. I posted on another thread, any news about Danny Rose and when he will be fit to play. No reply
2. I understand Steve Evans let him go from Stevenage because Danny wanted to return up north.

In other posts, Danny’s mum apparently has said he is happy at Grimsby.

I hope to see him leading the line , if not from the start, at Fleetwood.

Quoted from dicko995

Yoda, you seem to have too much time on your hands, why dont you get a job. In Cleethorpes market place, theres a new pancake stall opening, your supplied with free uniform, all the pans and ingredients, theyre just looking for an experienced tosser. You,ll get the job definately.

Just maybe your the tosser for writing such drivel

Quoted from friskneymariner

Where did you get your psychiatry degree.

Pathetic question, where did I say Yoda HAS a mental health problem Sherlock?

Ffs the first game can't come soon enough reading this nonsense lol.

When it’s quiet all the trolls and keyboard warriors come out to play with each other

Quoted from Ruuger

In the cold light of day, I'm wondering if Yoda may have a mental health issue.  That is not an accusation, I don't mean this to be nasty towards him, but his posts are quite strange, but when people respond to his posts in the negative, I can not say that I have seen him reply to any.  This makes me think does he have a mental health problem and if he does then are we being fair to him?  I hope no one takes offense at this post as it's not meant to be offensive in any way, I personally have my own mental health problems and know how they can effect your everyday life.  

If that is the case, then I unreservedly apologise to him for my posts in reply to his somewhat weird postings.

Right there You have as much evidence to say that as I have to say you are are suffering from HUB syndrome.

Quoted from friskneymariner

Right there You have as much evidence to say that as I have to say you are are suffering from HUB syndrome.

Wrong again, read it, and tell me where I wrote that Yoda HAS a mental health problem.  Absolutely no where at all did I say he has a mental health problem.  I suggest you read posts properly, and work out what they really say.

Oh dear if you have to rely on semantics to extricate you,it demonstrates the paucity of your contention.I can easily say that language towards Yoda may constitute bullying.And before you say anything no I do not know,Yoda neither do I agree  with everything he says,but who appointed you as the arbiter of what can be discuss on here.It is a forum and the more divergent the opinions the better.No one has a monopoly of the truth.

Danny Rose was at York on Saturday. He arrived in a car with other players (including Eastwood)- presumably the South Yorkshire based players.

My son saw him as he popped back to his Grandad’s (GranthamMariner) car to get his phone for him.

Danny Rose met my son early last season when the third kit was launched and for the second time since he made my son feel very special by recognising him, remembering his name and asking how he was.

He’s obviously a very nice guy.

I have no idea if he wants to leave.

Quoted from GollyGTFC

Danny Rose was at York on Saturday. He arrived in a car with other players (including Eastwood)- presumably the South Yorkshire based players.

My son saw him as he popped back to his Grandad’s (GranthamMariner) car to get his phone for him.

Danny Rose met my son early last season when the third kit was launched and for the second time since he made my son feel very special by recognising him, remembering his name and asking how he was.

He’s obviously a very nice guy.

I have no idea if he wants to leave.

I must point out that I am not getting forgetful in my old age, I had left the phone charging, but then needed it so I could use the app in Nandos.   ;D ;D ;D

PS. my grandson was very kind and helpful in volunteering to go back and get it.

Quoted from GollyGTFC

Danny Rose was at York on Saturday. He arrived in a car with other players (including Eastwood)- presumably the South Yorkshire based players.

My son saw him as he popped back to his Grandad’s (GranthamMariner) car to get his phone for him.

Danny Rose met my son early last season when the third kit was launched and for the second time since he made my son feel very special by recognising him, remembering his name and asking how he was.

He’s obviously a very nice guy.

I have no idea if he wants to leave.

Sexy too.

Quoted from mariner91

Sexy too.

It’s his teeth isn’t it?

Quoted from friskneymariner

Oh dear if you have to rely on semantics to extricate you,it demonstrates the paucity of your contention.I can easily say that language towards Yoda may constitute bullying.And before you say anything no I do not know,Yoda neither do I agree  with everything he says,but who appointed you as the arbiter of what can be discuss on here.It is a forum and the more divergent the opinions the better.No one has a monopoly of the truth.

Oh dear, you have a habit of accusing me of stuff that I have never said.  For instance, where did I indicate what people should discuss on here?  As you said, this is a forum where people post opinions, if you don't like my opinions, tough, but really, stop making stuff up!  Also I am fed up of you now and your constant efforts to undermine me, so I won't be replying to any more of your fairy stories.  Oh btw, you need to sort your grammar out, there are 7 red lines in your post indicating 7 grammatical errors.

Quoted from Theimperialcoroner

It’s his teeth isn’t it?

They are lovely.

Quoted from Ruuger

In the cold light of day, I'm wondering if Yoda may have a mental health issue.  That is not an accusation, I don't mean this to be nasty towards him, but his posts are quite strange, but when people respond to his posts in the negative, I can not say that I have seen him reply to any.  This makes me think does he have a mental health problem and if he does then are we being fair to him?  I hope no one takes offense at this post as it's not meant to be offensive in any way, I personally have my own mental health problems and know how they can effect your everyday life.  

If that is the case, then I unreservedly apologise to him for my posts in reply to his somewhat weird postings.

If that is not implying Yoda has a mental health problem what does.Do you live in an Alice in Wonderland world where words means what ever you want them to mean.

Quoted from mariner91

Sexy too.

You’ve become obsessed 😍

Quoted from Theimperialcoroner

It’s his teeth isn’t it?

Great bum according to my missus. Compared to my own, I can’t disagree.

Ruuger is a bully he tries to bully people who post something he doesn’t agree with.
I know what he meant in his post about me implying thinking he’s clever i have a mental disorder.
I don’t care what he says it doesn’t bother me but someone who is more mentally fragile could be sent into a dark place.

So in future if any posters can pm Ruuger your post first he can then ok it and give you permission to post it.

Thank you fellow fishies.

Quoted from Yoda

Ruuger is a bully he tries to bully people who post something he doesn’t agree with.
I know what he meant in his post about me implying thinking he’s clever i have a mental disorder.
I don’t care what he says it doesn’t bother me but someone who is more mentally fragile could be sent into a dark place.

So in future if any posters can pm Ruuger your post first he can then ok it and give you permission to post it.

Thank you fellow fishies.

As a fellow contrarian Yoda I don't always agree with you but I respect you right to express your opinion. You are right Ruggur is a bully he feel s that only people who share his opinions can post on here.I think it very insidious the way he try to provoke a pile on towards  you.Keep on posting it iswhat a forum is for.

Guys, you've really interrupted the more interesting topic of Grantham_Mariner's phone here.

Quoted from Yoda

Ruuger is a bully he tries to bully people who post something he doesn’t agree with.
I know what he meant in his post about me implying thinking he’s clever i have a mental disorder.
I don’t care what he says it doesn’t bother me but someone who is more mentally fragile could be sent into a dark place.

So in future if any posters can pm Ruuger your post first he can then ok it and give you permission to post it.

Thank you fellow fishies.

OMG, that is so far from what I posted, and I absolutely do NOT bully people who I disagree with, I do post my own opinion if I disagree with a post I have read, and that is what this forum is about.  You have read my post all wrong, but anyway, as I stated in that post, I do unreservedly apologise to you if I have said anything that offends you.  I am sorry!

This is quickly emerging into one of those cringe worthy threads that we slag other teams forums for. Guys, you have a difference of opinion, what forums are all about, but getting dragged down to the gutter In a spat is a tad bad. Give it a rest and just discuss the hair/bum/teeth of our much adored yorkie striker!

Quoted from Son of Cod

Guys, you've really interrupted the more interesting topic of Grantham_Mariner's phone here.

Not to mention Danny Rose's bum ;D

Guys, you do know Yoda send his posts and then sits back waiting for the reaction, right?

He sits there giggling at each one of you who bites and then when it dies down a little sends another post to get you going again.

Just ignore him.

I still think Wayne (or was it Wanye?) set the standard for trolling. He occasionally managed to misspell every word in a post, which is impressive. He posts were often pretty amusing too,

I suppose he wasn’t a true troll because he was clearly taking the urine and could never be confused with a genuine poster.

He did bring some lighter moments to the board. The speculation was that he was the alter ego of a well known poster. I think his true identity was revealed at some point, but I can’t remember who.

Quoted from RonMariner

I still think Wayne (or was it Wanye?) set the standard for trolling. He occasionally managed to misspell every word in a post, which is impressive. He posts were often pretty amusing too,

I suppose he wasn’t a true troll because he was clearly taking the urine and could never be confused with a genuine poster.

He did bring some lighter moments to the board. The speculation was that he was the alter ego of a well known poster. I think his true identity was revealed at some point, but I can’t remember who.

Wayne was a legend and is missed. I suspect he’s now serving time for the litany of crimes.
I’d love to see him back.

Quoted from Theimperialcoroner

Wayne was a legend and is missed. I suspect he’s now serving time for the litany of crimes.
I’d love to see him back.

Or literacy crimes.

Quoted from RonMariner

I still think Wayne (or was it Wanye?) set the standard for trolling. He occasionally managed to misspell every word in a post, which is impressive. He posts were often pretty amusing too,

I suppose he wasn’t a true troll because he was clearly taking the urine and could never be confused with a genuine poster.

He did bring some lighter moments to the board. The speculation was that he was the alter ego of a well known poster. I think his true identity was revealed at some point, but I can’t remember who.

I know who he is/was , he made a mistake of posting a Wayne style post under his other name and deleted it quickly (but not quick enough) !

Quoted from supertown

I know who is/was , he made a mistake of posting a Wayne style post under his other name and deleted it quickly (but not quick enough) !

Sh!t or get off the pot then…

Quoted from supertown

I know who is/was , he made a mistake of posting a Wayne style post under his other name and deleted it quickly (but not quick enough) !

Up there with the “who is the real Banksy” game for me.

Quoted from supertown

I know who he is/was , he made a mistake of posting a Wayne style post under his other name and deleted it quickly (but not quick enough) !

MB?

Quoted from Mariner_501

MB?

Correct

The positive from today, good to see Rosey back out on the pitch