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Posted by: G.T.F.C, March 3, 2018, 5:12pm; Reply: 1

Are you wearing a turtle neck jumper and leather jacket under there John?

Posted by: arryarryarry, March 3, 2018, 5:14pm; Reply: 2

You didn't tell me they were that excrement you twit,

Posted by: bawarmy, March 3, 2018, 5:14pm; Reply: 3

I’ve heard you are the worst thing ever to happen to this football club John

Posted by: lukeo, March 3, 2018, 5:15pm; Reply: 4

We where the team in blue right?...

Posted by: realist, March 3, 2018, 5:15pm; Reply: 5

You watch this every week?

Posted by: promotion plaice, March 3, 2018, 5:15pm; Reply: 6

Have you ever been a Merchant Banker John ?

Posted by: Perkins, March 3, 2018, 5:16pm; Reply: 7

Sorry John, I've changed my mind.

Posted by: HertsGTFC, March 3, 2018, 5:16pm; Reply: 8

Is that w@nker Marley coming to the game today?

Posted by: WOZOFGRIMSBY, March 3, 2018, 5:17pm; Reply: 9

Ok....so we haven't got banks in goal

Posted by: ginnywings, March 3, 2018, 5:17pm; Reply: 10

Cancel the press conference John.

Posted by: Cambs Mariner, March 3, 2018, 5:19pm; Reply: 11

Are you sure this team will get us to Wembley in the FA Trophy next season John?

Posted by: Bigdog, March 3, 2018, 5:20pm; Reply: 12

Right John.. I've seen enough already to complete my due diligence on Clarke, Dixon, Berrett, Matt, Hooper, Kelly, Vernon and Wilkinson..

Posted by: Perkins, March 3, 2018, 5:21pm; Reply: 13

No Michael, but I'm often called something that rhymes with it.

Posted by: Mrs Doyle, March 3, 2018, 5:24pm; Reply: 14

FFS!!!

Posted by: Madeleymariner, March 3, 2018, 5:25pm; Reply: 15

This was the reserves right?

Posted by: MidnightMariner, March 3, 2018, 5:26pm; Reply: 16

You'll have to lose the scarf John, otherwise the "drafts" will never get through

Posted by: sonofmadeleymariner, March 3, 2018, 5:28pm; Reply: 17

Better give Sol a call back

Posted by: GrimRob, March 3, 2018, 5:38pm; Reply: 18

Can I change my mind?

Posted by: Grimal, March 3, 2018, 5:46pm; Reply: 19

Fek off John, if you think I'm having Wilko as my assistant you can think again.

Posted by: 28195 (Guest), March 3, 2018, 5:50pm; Reply: 20

What time are we playing snooker at your place tomorrow?

Posted by: RonMariner, March 3, 2018, 5:50pm; Reply: 21

Posted by: HertsGTFC, March 3, 2018, 5:50pm; Reply: 22

Did you bring a flask John?

Posted by: Gaffer58, March 3, 2018, 5:54pm; Reply: 23

better get your cheque book out.

Posted by: denni266, March 3, 2018, 5:58pm; Reply: 24

No wonder you look like a pentioner watching this lot every week

Posted by: RonMariner, March 3, 2018, 6:07pm; Reply: 25

Posted by: TownSNAFU5, March 3, 2018, 6:11pm; Reply: 26

I've got my coat already, I am certainly not staying. I am quitting now after that truly pathetic performance!

Posted by: Kris2, March 3, 2018, 6:17pm; Reply: 27

"He has to go, I'm making the call and asking the one we talked about at the interview. Clearly he's not up to standards for it to work."

Posted by: MuddyWaters, March 3, 2018, 6:20pm; Reply: 28

That's a better look than the leather jacket & turtle neck.

Posted by: gytone, March 3, 2018, 6:20pm; Reply: 29

Is there a 14 day cooling off period on that contract

Posted by: topuphere666, March 3, 2018, 6:22pm; Reply: 30

Not a caption but why does Fenty look like Alan Pardew

Posted by: penrith mariner, March 3, 2018, 6:23pm; Reply: 31

I thought you wanted a football manager not a miracle worker

Posted by: Cambs Mariner, March 3, 2018, 6:30pm; Reply: 32

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I will bring the loaves. Can you bring the fish?

Posted by: moosey_club, March 3, 2018, 6:41pm; Reply: 33

this isnt an entry...i cant see the picture...just a tweet will appear here message

Posted by: Squinter, March 3, 2018, 6:42pm; Reply: 34

MJ : Whats black and white and slips down the table ?
JF : A rolled up newspaper ?
MJ : Your still in denial arn't you John

Posted by: Ipswin, March 3, 2018, 6:47pm; Reply: 35

Just keep that girl private Marley out of my way and we'll get on just fine

Posted by: SpudUDontLike, March 3, 2018, 6:48pm; Reply: 36

And when's the football?

Posted by: grimsby pete, March 3, 2018, 6:49pm; Reply: 37

Its no wonder the fans hate you John,

Posted by: RexFannies, March 3, 2018, 7:30pm; Reply: 38

Are you sure you put 2 million into that?

Posted by: IlkleyMariner, March 3, 2018, 7:37pm; Reply: 39

Some fantastic quips
Why not set up a league table of funny comments. Think gtfc would be in the Premiership :) ;)

Posted by: promotion plaice, March 3, 2018, 7:44pm; Reply: 40

It's not a Six-Pack John.........it's just a coat.

Posted by: Jimbob, March 3, 2018, 7:46pm; Reply: 41

whats the budget for national league john?

Posted by: lew chaterleys lover, March 3, 2018, 7:48pm; Reply: 42

You have been in charge 15 years and this is the result?

Posted by: darren9, March 3, 2018, 7:55pm; Reply: 43

For the last time John, no. I don’t want to look through russ’ PowerPoint folder.

Posted by: LH, March 3, 2018, 7:57pm; Reply: 44

“You gave him how much time and how much money to assemble this squad?!”

Posted by: ginnywings, March 3, 2018, 8:00pm; Reply: 45

I enjoy these seniors games. When do i get to see the first team?

Posted by: heppy88, March 3, 2018, 8:38pm; Reply: 46

Ever heard of Dignitas John?

Posted by: Squinter, March 3, 2018, 9:07pm; Reply: 47

JF : are you coming then Micheal ?
MJ : what ? Its only the 3rd minute !!!!!
JF : sorry I forgot your new to GTFC

Posted by: Bigdog, March 3, 2018, 9:20pm; Reply: 48

So our captain's the one who's lodging in a flat above Steels..

Posted by: KingstonMariner, March 3, 2018, 10:15pm; Reply: 49

MJ: It's so bad John, that the bloke next to me and the one behind you have turned away from it.

Posted by: HertsGTFC, March 3, 2018, 10:44pm; Reply: 50

Nah they are doing a Poznan

Posted by: Numanoid, March 3, 2018, 10:57pm; Reply: 51

Should have gone to specsavers John!

Posted by: RoboCod, March 3, 2018, 11:03pm; Reply: 52

The keeper can stay, I'll text the other 10 players tomorrow.

Posted by: jamesgtfc, March 3, 2018, 11:11pm; Reply: 53

Look John, when I came for my interview Grimsby looked beautiful covered in snow. My wife has been to look at a few properties today and it is not as described; much like this team.

Posted by: gaz57, March 4, 2018, 12:59am; Reply: 54

Can you you get some boots for next Saturday John.

Posted by: Cayman_mariner, March 4, 2018, 1:04am; Reply: 55

I'll keep hold of my coat if you don't mind John, don't want it 'de-constructing'!

Posted by: H19P1, March 4, 2018, 7:09am; Reply: 56

Hey John, wanna play a game of hide and seek 😃

Posted by: Mallyner, March 4, 2018, 8:34am; Reply: 57

I think you really need your son Jesus. :)

Posted by: AdamHaddock, March 4, 2018, 1:08pm; Reply: 58

I'm happy with that John. Good performance. Good result. Players who know what they're doing.

The less said about the black and white team the better though.

Posted by: KingstonMariner, March 4, 2018, 4:40pm; Reply: 59

Ah, there speaks an optimist ;D

Posted by: moosey_club, March 4, 2018, 6:31pm; Reply: 60

I see what you mean about that Fishy forum John, I was on there the other day and some loon called GETYOURFACTSRIGHT was ....

Posted by: Ipswin, March 5, 2018, 12:52pm; Reply: 61

I don't know about that but Fenty is suddenly looking very old - not dyed his hair for a week or two, must be all that worry about being a millionaire

Posted by: Meza, March 5, 2018, 6:45pm; Reply: 62

You what John! you want me to coach this shower of shite

Posted by: Mariner_09, March 5, 2018, 6:47pm; Reply: 63

Oh my god, I've got a scarf like that!

Posted by: Heisenberg, March 5, 2018, 6:52pm; Reply: 64

Did I tell you about the 3 months gardening leave that Burnley have (just this minute) insisted on? I’ll see you for pre-season, John.

Posted by: golfer, March 5, 2018, 7:59pm; Reply: 65

Bit,Wit,mammary,Sit,Lit,Writ,Fit,--can't remember him being called any of these.

Posted by: Elgringo87, March 6, 2018, 11:42am; Reply: 66

And he's the captain hahahaha

Posted by: jock dock tower, March 6, 2018, 2:10pm; Reply: 67

If God really did put the c*nt in Sc*nthorpe, who put the Grim in Grimsby John?........ John?

Posted by: Corkyefes, March 6, 2018, 3:55pm; Reply: 68

Quick John, put this coat under your jacket... I've just nicked it off the chair next to us!

Posted by: Marinerz93, March 6, 2018, 4:10pm; Reply: 69

We are knee deep in the excrement John and tea break is over, on your head.

Posted by: Mallyner, March 6, 2018, 4:17pm; Reply: 70

I didn't realise I would be meeting John's dad? :)

Posted by: penrith mariner, March 6, 2018, 6:59pm; Reply: 71

....and you can forget that game of snooker too.

Posted by: Garth, March 6, 2018, 7:46pm; Reply: 72

Money! thats what I`m going to need John plenty of it, don`t look so mardy

Posted by: Grimal, March 7, 2018, 5:44pm; Reply: 73

Tell you what John, I'll be pleased to be in the dugout as from next Saturday, I've never heard anyone swear at their own fan like that before..

Posted by: grimsby pete, March 7, 2018, 6:11pm; Reply: 74

Michael - Did LH say there is a prize for this competition ?

John --- You don't know LH do you. ;D

Posted by: friskneymariner, March 7, 2018, 6:16pm; Reply: 75

The first thing you need to do John is too dig deep into your pockets.

Posted by: WesternMariner, March 8, 2018, 8:34am; Reply: 76

I'll be back in a minute John, I must've had a bad pint last night and now my ar@e feels funny.....