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The funniest thing happened to me today…

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HertsGTFC
February 3, 2026, 6:33pm

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On the train from London to Retford sat next to a lad who was giving it the big un about being a Man U fan, showed him this, he made out he didn’t have a clue what I was talking about 🙄


"Crombie you would have got to that if you weren't such a fat ba%$@rd" - George Kerr, inspiration from the dug out 70s style  
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February 3, 2026, 6:44pm
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On the train from London to Retford sat next to a lad who was giving it the big un about being a Man U fan, showed him this, he made out he didn’t have a clue what I was talking about 🙄


You know you can get sent to for prison for doing that on a train.


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February 3, 2026, 7:13pm

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Oh 'kinell Herts you are really going to clarify what went on there  - you could be in big trouble with Plod.
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February 3, 2026, 7:18pm

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You know you can get sent to for prison for doing that on a train.


Oopps…..


Before anyone advises me to get a good lawyer, what I actually shared was a pic of the scoreboard after the Man U shoot out.



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February 3, 2026, 8:19pm

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On the train from London to Retford sat next to a lad who was giving it the big un about being a Man U fan, showed him this, he made out he didn’t have a clue what I was talking about 🙄

You should have shown him the record crowd at Old Trafford whilst you where at it.


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February 3, 2026, 9:50pm

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You should have shown him the record crowd at Old Trafford whilst you where at it.



Think that might have sent him over the edge


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February 3, 2026, 10:04pm
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Think that might have sent him over the edge


I was in a pub in the west of Ireland a few weeks back playing pool, my GTFC phone case was on the table, my opponent saw it and said "oh jeez you're not a Grimsby fan are you, when you beat us I thought, well at least I'll never meet a Grimsby fan..."

Clearly, he couldn't have known that we are massive and nowhere is safe for a MUFC fan...
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February 4, 2026, 11:32am
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Yeah i get the odd (ex)  glory hunter coming up to me in random places when I have had my  town attire on with
'do you support Grimsby ? ' question

Then  I ask them whom they support 'United'

Then I have to feign any interest in them for a few minutes whilst they go through the 'dark days' which includes losing to us .


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February 4, 2026, 11:37am
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Yeah i get the odd (ex)  glory hunter coming up to me in random places when I have had my  town attire on with
'do you support Grimsby ? ' question

Then  I ask them whom they support 'United'

Then I have to feign any interest in them for a few minutes whilst they go through the 'dark days' which includes losing to us .



If they support Manyoo and aren't from the Manchester area, they are probably male masturbators, so just turn your back and ignore them at this point. Then you don't need to feign interest at all.

When I was a kid, everyone was a Liverpool fan, because they were the most successful club of the era. There's a whole generation of kids who grew up as fans of Manyoo who just happened to be the most successful club of the era. I have little respect for these types.
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February 4, 2026, 11:39am
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If they support Manyoo and aren't from the Manchester area, they are probably male masturbators, so just turn your back and ignore them at this point. Then you don't need to feign interest at all.

When I was a kid, everyone was a Liverpool fan, because they were the most successful club of the era. There's a whole generation of kids who grew up as fans of Manyoo who just happened to be the most successful club of the era. I have little respect for these types.


I'm too polite mate otherwise I would

But agree with the sentiment and second paragraph wholeheartedly.
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