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Posted by: Hagrid, March 25, 2022, 7:46pm
Anyone been to see our new local celebrity?
Posted by: KingstonMariner, March 25, 2022, 8:23pm; Reply: 1
Is it a rare but incredibly impactful event?
Posted by: promotion plaice, March 25, 2022, 8:23pm; Reply: 2

No but someone told me the white swans were attacking it, hope not.
Posted by: Knut Anders Fosters Voles, March 25, 2022, 8:36pm; Reply: 3
Will it break both your arms?
Posted by: Maringer, March 25, 2022, 11:36pm; Reply: 4
Sad to say, but the accepted wisdom that Swans can break your arm is a myth. Makes a good tale, I suppose.
Posted by: KingstonMariner, March 26, 2022, 2:37pm; Reply: 5
Quoted from Maringer
Sad to say, but the accepted wisdom that Swans can break your arm is a myth. Makes a good tale, I suppose.


Stops people interfering with them I suppose.
Posted by: chaos33, March 26, 2022, 3:43pm; Reply: 6
Quoted from Maringer
Sad to say, but the accepted wisdom that Swans can break your arm is a myth. Makes a good tale, I suppose.


A cornered rat will go for your throat, and if you put your teabag in the bin, straight out of your cup, you’ll set the bin on fire.
Posted by: KingstonMariner, March 26, 2022, 3:48pm; Reply: 7
Quoted from chaos33


A cornered rat will go for your throat, and if you put your teabag in the bin, straight out of your cup, you’ll set the bin on fire.


You put your teabag in your cup?! Heathen 😆
Posted by: chaos33, March 26, 2022, 4:17pm; Reply: 8
😂
Posted by: Hagrid, April 14, 2022, 11:33am; Reply: 9
Saw him today, bonding well with the white swans, hope he’s here to stay
Posted by: ginnywings, April 14, 2022, 6:48pm; Reply: 10
Quoted from Hagrid
Saw him today, bonding well with the white swans, hope he’s here to stay


We watched him chasing a female up and down the lake for a good 30 mins. She didn't look too interested. Went by the next day and he was still chasing her.

She was bigger than him and he could hardly keep in her wake.

Hope his persistence paid off and we get a black and white one.  ::)
Posted by: GYinScuntland, May 6, 2022, 5:55pm; Reply: 11
Quoted from ginnywings


We watched him chasing a female up and down the lake for a good 30 mins. She didn't look too interested. Went by the next day and he was still chasing her.

She was bigger than him and he could hardly keep in her wake.

Hope his persistence paid off and we get a black and white one.  ::)


Swan rape.
Posted by: FishOutOfWater, May 9, 2022, 12:18pm; Reply: 12
Quoted from GYinScuntland


Swan rape.


Might be better on a Scunny thread  ;)

How one man took advantage of a football club
Posted by: Hagrid, May 11, 2022, 11:55am; Reply: 13
apparently he's left ( the swan not Swann)
Posted by: ginnywings, May 11, 2022, 2:54pm; Reply: 14
Yeah, wasn't there Sunday when I was down there. Probably got fed up chasing the lady swans to no avail.
Posted by: dapperz fun pub, May 21, 2022, 1:43pm; Reply: 15
Update 21-5 he/she is still there and looks happy enough , my mrs thinks is it’s a girl simply cos it’s much smaller than male white ones ?
Posted by: Hagrid, January 17, 2023, 10:34am; Reply: 16
well he/she is back, very friendly creature, always swims over and love the little bugle sound it makes
Posted by: ginnywings, January 17, 2023, 1:53pm; Reply: 17
Yeah, sat with a coffee on Sunday and watched him for some time. He's been back a while.
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