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Posted by: lukeo, February 18, 2022, 5:24pm
24 roof tikes
12 fence panels (all varying sizes)
5 wheelie bins
2 bird tables
2 garden chairs
4 trampolines


*** Update **
3 trampolines now
Posted by: denni266, February 18, 2022, 5:34pm; Reply: 1
Quoted from lukeo
24 roof tikes
12 fence panels (all varying sizes)
5 wheelie bins
2 bird tables
2 garden chairs
4 trampolines


*** Update **
3 trampolines now

;D ;D
Posted by: Civvy at last, February 18, 2022, 5:40pm; Reply: 2
Hopefully a couple of footballs ( otherwise non footy).  


But on a more serious note. Due to the high winds my wheelie bin now has to go on a speed awareness course. šŸ˜‰

UTM
Posted by: Saudimariner, February 18, 2022, 6:35pm; Reply: 3
Quoted from lukeo
24 roof tikes
12 fence panels (all varying sizes)
5 wheelie bins
2 bird tables
2 garden chairs
4 trampolines


*** Update **
3 trampolines now


....and a partridge in a pear tree....
Posted by: Teesknees, February 18, 2022, 6:57pm; Reply: 4
Quoted from lukeo
24 roof tikes
12 fence panels (all varying sizes)
5 wheelie bins
2 bird tables
2 garden chairs
4 trampolines


*** Update **
3 trampolines now


Is that at Roots Hall and why the game was called off!
Posted by: Total Hawsehole, February 18, 2022, 7:01pm; Reply: 5
Seriously windy enough to blow a gimp off his sister today
Posted by: Gaffer58, February 18, 2022, 9:03pm; Reply: 6
Anyone seen a trampoline today, obviously black and white, last seen heading East!
Posted by: KingstonMariner, February 18, 2022, 10:36pm; Reply: 7
Quoted from Gaffer58
Anyone seen a trampoline today, obviously black and white, last seen heading East!


Probably over the Heligoland Bight now.
Posted by: wigworld, February 18, 2022, 11:08pm; Reply: 8
Posted by: Mayaman, February 19, 2022, 12:50am; Reply: 9
Quoted from lukeo
24 roof tikes
12 fence panels (all varying sizes)
5 wheelie bins
2 bird tables
2 garden chairs
4 trampolines


*** Update **
3 trampolines now


4 calling birds
3 French hens
and  Partridge in a pear tree
Posted by: Mighty_Mariner, February 19, 2022, 1:39am; Reply: 10
Quoted from Civvy at last
Hopefully a couple of footballs ( otherwise non footy).  


But on a more serious note. Due to the high winds my wheelie bin now has to go on a speed awareness course. šŸ˜‰

UTM


Instructor would still treat it like a disgraced criminal, based on he zoom one I attended recently! The guy made Col Gaddafi seem more like Col Sandersā€¦ and he, very overtly absolutely revelled in the control, power and authority he made himself believe he had. A example was when a middle aged lady dared to allow her other half into the same room as she was on the zoom call and seemed to utter a short sentence to him, big mistake!

She was swiftly dealt with by the instructor who dressed her down, not too dissimilar to how someone might do in the military, and threatened to remove her from the course immediately if she failed to follow the rules agin, rendering her presence and fee of Ā£89, null and void, basically she would go down as a no-show and would get a fine and points!
The poor women looked shell shocked and tried her best to justify herself, turns out her partner hd been asleep after being on night and she was telling to have a good night at work.

Rant over, sorry but havenā€™t quite for over this one just yet!
Posted by: forza ivano, February 19, 2022, 8:15am; Reply: 11
Quoted from wigworld


love the Detectorits! that was laugh out loud
Posted by: GYinScuntland, February 19, 2022, 8:55am; Reply: 12
Quoted from Mighty_Mariner


Instructor would still treat it like a disgraced criminal, based on he zoom one I attended recently! The guy made Col Gaddafi seem more like Col Sandersā€¦ and he, very overtly absolutely revelled in the control, power and authority he made himself believe he had. A example was when a middle aged lady dared to allow her other half into the same room as she was on the zoom call and seemed to utter a short sentence to him, big mistake!

She was swiftly dealt with by the instructor who dressed her down, not too dissimilar to how someone might do in the military, and threatened to remove her from the course immediately if she failed to follow the rules agin, rendering her presence and fee of Ā£89, null and void, basically she would go down as a no-show and would get a fine and points!
The poor women looked shell shocked and tried her best to justify herself, turns out her partner hd been asleep after being on night and she was telling to have a good night at work.

Rant over, sorry but havenā€™t quite for over this one just yet!

Give anyone a bit of authority and they will always, always abuse it.
Posted by: KingstonMariner, February 19, 2022, 9:01am; Reply: 13
Quoted from wigworld


Big Detectorists fan. That scene must have passed me by somehow.
Posted by: aldi_01, February 19, 2022, 10:13am; Reply: 14
Quoted from Mighty_Mariner


Instructor would still treat it like a disgraced criminal, based on he zoom one I attended recently! The guy made Col Gaddafi seem more like Col Sandersā€¦ and he, very overtly absolutely revelled in the control, power and authority he made himself believe he had. A example was when a middle aged lady dared to allow her other half into the same room as she was on the zoom call and seemed to utter a short sentence to him, big mistake!

She was swiftly dealt with by the instructor who dressed her down, not too dissimilar to how someone might do in the military, and threatened to remove her from the course immediately if she failed to follow the rules agin, rendering her presence and fee of Ā£89, null and void, basically she would go down as a no-show and would get a fine and points!
The poor women looked shell shocked and tried her best to justify herself, turns out her partner hd been asleep after being on night and she was telling to have a good night at work.

Rant over, sorry but havenā€™t quite for over this one just yet!


Iā€™ve done various courses like this, some to avoid points, some as part of workā€¦the people are always little Hitlers. No issue with doing the course if itā€™s designed to stop speeding but some of them really take their job beyond serious.

Take care out there folks thoughā€¦
Posted by: Gaffer58, February 19, 2022, 12:37pm; Reply: 15
On my course I had the temerity to ask how accurate the cameras are, reply from the little Hitler taking the course ā€œ100%ā€ just switched off and went through the motions for the remainder of the course.
Posted by: The_Laughing_Mariner, February 19, 2022, 1:01pm; Reply: 16
Did you see the dancing bear?
Posted by: Civvy at last, February 19, 2022, 1:02pm; Reply: 17
I did one about 10 years ago. Obviously a physical one. Taken by a traffic sergeant. Fully expected a two hour lecture on what a bunch of tw@ts we were.  Pleasantly surprised.
The guy was actually very good.

Ironically enough. I now have to book one.
I believe theyā€™re done by civvies now. Which may explain the pi55ed on power syndrome !!
Posted by: The Yard Dog, February 19, 2022, 10:21pm; Reply: 18
Quoted from Saudimariner


....and a partridge in a pear tree....


Footy related now, Partridge (Malcolm) has been mention
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