Non football and reminiscing about GTFC I suspect.

"Football Twit of the Week" will be interesting   ;)

Quoted from promotion plaice

Non football and reminiscing about GTFC I suspect.

"Football Twit of the Week" will be interesting   ;)

I'm getting first dibs on Twit of the week.
Coronavirus!

Where can you get toilet rolls? Who should we sign for next season? Are rumours of cannibalism true? Will Man City be able to pose a bigger threat to Liverpool next season? Should flasks be allowed in the Main Stand? How long will it take for a functioning society to rebuild itself?

We'll be fine on here my friend!

Are aliens walking among us and can they catch the virus ?

Would you rather fight a tiger in a swimming pool or an shark on dry land?

I bought some industrial shelving last week what's your favourite shelves.  See lots of interesting stuff to debate 🤔

Don’t buy shares in football betting companies (discuss).

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As we have a dog, I am interested to know why government advice on taking precautions against Coronavirus is to avoid contact if possible with your dog or cat.  Are they frightened of barking coughs?

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Kane and Rashford have been declared fit for the Euro’s - when they will now be deferred. They would both have been fit anyway with a delay.

Quoted from Rodley Mariner

Where can you get toilet rolls? Who should we sign for next season? Are rumours of cannibalism true? Will Man City be able to pose a bigger threat to Liverpool next season? Should flasks be allowed in the Main Stand? How long will it take for a functioning society to rebuild itself?

We'll be fine on here my friend!

Answers in order are:
Use old newspapers. Tear off pieces and scrunch them up first before straightening them out and using them.
Good players
Yes
Yes!
3 x 5 year plans which is why elections should be postponed for 15 years until Uncle Boris has rebuilt our great country.

Quoted from KingstonMariner

Answers in order are:
Use old newspapers. Tear off pieces and scrunch them up first before straightening them out and using them.
Good players
Yes
Yes!
3 x 5 year plans which is why elections should be postponed for 15 years until Uncle Boris has rebuilt our great country.

Which is fantastic....however....you have provided only 5 answers to the 6 questions that were asked....
so are your answers to the first 5 questions......are they answers to questions 2-6.....or are they just random answers to any of the 6 original questions ??

Quoted from moosey_club

Which is fantastic....however....you have provided only 5 answers to the 6 questions that were asked....
so are your answers to the first 5 questions......are they answers to questions 2-6.....or are they just random answers to any of the 6 original questions ??

Ah. That’d be telling.

Nope. Caught me out. I missed question 3, to which the answer is
Yes. Observe the blackout at night. Lock and bolt your doors. Before dark place obstacles in your garden that will make a racket if anyone bumps into them. That will give you valuable extra seconds.

Quoted from Rodley Mariner

Should flasks be allowed in the Main Stand?

A vacuum flask keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, but how does it know?  ;)

Why do you never see baby seagulls?

If Matt Rhead fell down in a forest and there was nobody there to hear ( or care ) would he make a sound ?

Talking about toilet rolls.

When I was a kid along with many others we always had paper print on our bottoms,

If you used the sports page you could read the football results . ;D

Girls would not play with us at this pastime sadly.

Quoted from grimsby pete

Talking about toilet rolls.

When I was a kid along with many others we always had paper print on our bottoms,

If you used the sports page you could read the football results . ;D

Girls would not play with us at this pastime sadly.

I’ve been educating my kids on how to use newspapers for this purpose. It’s environmentally sounder than using posh quilted paper too!

(Though I bet someone with more knowledge will point out the damaging effect of the print in the water system 😉)

Heres a good footballing one.Best player that ever lived.Was it Pele,Maradona or Messi?

I think its Pele.For me the best all rounder. Maradona probably was more skilful and Messi I feel is the most lethal going forward.

Interestingly from what I read  Maradona smoked Pele didnt.I admire that .Had Maradona not smoked like Johan Cruff he would have been even better.

Quoted from KingstonMariner

Answers in order are:
Use old newspapers. Tear off pieces and scrunch them up first before straightening them out and using them.
Good players
Yes
Yes!
3 x 5 year plans which is why elections should be postponed for 15 years until Uncle Boris has rebuilt our great country.

If using newspapers I have found that the ink often comes out so you will have to wash yourself. I had a picture of Piers Morgan on my arsen for 3weeks before the chap down the street noticed it.

The longer this goes on the longer our unbeaten run goes on.

Plus the longer we can say our last match was at Scuntland   and we beat them 2_0

Quoted from golfer

If using newspapers I have found that the ink often comes out so you will have to wash yourself. I had a picture of Piers Morgan on my arsen for 3weeks before the chap down the street noticed it.

He must be an unobservant fellow. Or maybe after 21 days he needed a rest.