Whether your a fan or not there's no denying John comes out with some crackers . There's just a few from recent memories , would love to see other contributions . Fox

Wasn't at the races is a big fave of mine.

"Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater".

i always liked 'we're at a stage of winning hearts and minds' when talking about new stadium proposals

"Enabling development"

When all's said and done, we have the best man for the job in the building

Hairs on the back of my neck

Quoted from Golden fox

Whether your a fan or not there's no denying John comes out with some crackers . There's just a few from recent memories , would love to see other contributions . Fox

Why were you thinking about John Fenty at 1am?

So many to choose from but the deconstruction of the Newport flag was pure comedy gold (lff3)

"Tantamount to incitement"

"Football fortune" or my personal favourite "the tide is a long way out".

Some classics there . Does anyone know where /if you can find any of his set twos with David Burns online ? Fox

they could be disgusing them as tampons

What about the orange?

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"So here we are in the referees room. We've got all the changing facilities, the mirrors, the TVs, the rusty fridges, the showers, we've got all the mod cons, and of course here, for the lady referees, we've got the sink."

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"Paul Hurst, part of the furniture at this club"

A few weeks later..

"Due Diligence" love it

Not a pun but the sight of him running round singing about Bogle whilst Bogle was being interviewed by BT Sports was a real moment in time. ;D

Quoted from Chrisblor

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"So here we are in the referees room. We've got all the changing facilities, the mirrors, the TVs, the rusty fridges, the showers, we've got all the mod cons, and of course here, for the lady referees, we've got the sink."

Not seen that before it seems the more I hear him the more I like him.

I know we are having a bit of fun here and i dont want to ruin it and go all mr boring  but for all his awful decisions john has made in his time at GTFC i know he has always thought he has done the right thing..

John has always been GTFC through and through and i like him , while some incuding myself have criticised him he has always stepped up with his own cash and for that i admire him.

He has always given us entertainment wether it be on here or on the radio but he has also always had our interests at heart and the way he speaks about GTFC shows how much he loves the club.

So while we are having a bit of innocent fun here i just want to say thanks mr fenty and you are one of our own (clap2)(clap2)

Now back to the urine taking  ;D

Not a pun but a personal favourite "I deconstructed the flag to the point where it was safe and where it couldn't be considered a danger."  ;D

You're really up a gumtree.

I just remembered another , directed towards DB: "Your making a mountain out of a molehill David " .... At least Johns not dull like much of the media trained drivel you get from managers and players higher up ! I think we should all appreciate his sense of humour . Fox 🐺

The various 'tide of footballing fortune' quotes were amusing together with 'Dave Moore stepping up to the hockey'.

Poppycock ;)

Quoted from 1mickylyons

Not a pun but the sight of him running round singing about Bogle whilst Bogle was being interviewed by BT Sports was a real moment in time. ;D

Well, none of the quotes were puns either, so don't worry.

JF to me outside the ground at Colchester during the height of the 'Mighty affair', 'Tell me Swin do you just enjoy stirring the sh!t?'

Love the bones of the fella!

I don't understand how none of the quotes were puns ? I always thaught a pun was 'a play on words ' and if JF doesn't do that I don't know who does  I mean : Oche and hockey ! The guys a genius 🙂.

Definitely the deconstruction of the Newport flag one!

He's not going to devalue the product (as reducing the cost of a ticket to get more into the ground) as we slipped into non league will be forever burned into my memory.

Quoted from Chrisblor

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"So here we are in the referees room. We've got all the changing facilities, the mirrors, the TVs, the rusty fridges, the showers, we've got all the mod cons, and of course here, for the lady referees, we've got the sink."

I think I was just sick in my mouth a little bit! That video should never have been aired

That tour of BP video where he makes the lady refs comment  makes me think he's one of those performance comics who inhabit the skin of a character like the Pub Landlord or Lee Nelson. Does all the almost believable stuff, then slips in something that pushes it.

Comic genius.

"There are those that think Noddy and Big Ears are running the club, by god I would like to see them stand up to be counted."

Quoted from GrimRob

"There are those that think Noddy and Big Ears are running the club, by god I would like to see them stand up to be counted."

Some think they run the fishy as well (whistling)

"When all is said and done" is one of my favourites.

I've never realised how many corkers he comes out with until now.

Quoted from dapperz fun pub

Some think they run the fishy as well (whistling)

I thought the Fishy ran the football club.

Quoted from jaygy

I think I was just sick in my mouth a little bit! That video should never have been aired

What's your problem pal? I've seen worse looking office girls.

'I don't have a box, I'm an all-weather fan.'

Not a pun but remember him scaling the main stand to secure some loose roof panels or something on a very windy day lol not many chairman would attempt that. ;D ;D ;D

Quoted from WappingMariner

'I don't have a box, I'm an all-weather fan.'

That's a good one actually. Noticed that on the video. And it's true as well as witty. (thumbup)

Quoted from Mrs Doyle

Not a pun but remember him scaling the main stand to secure some loose roof panels or something on a very windy day lol not many chairman would attempt that. ;D ;D ;D

Fair play to John. But some of those non-League* chairmen are very hands on. And I don't mean 'hands on' in the style of the new US President Elect).

* I love saying that word/phrase about other clubs now.

I giggled at the "Rob and Scott" reference when Shouty & Shorty were first announced!

I'll add a couple for my Brother on a fab day and result at Plymouth.

It's  not what you make, it's what you don't spend that counts.

For want of a better description.

You've got to love him.UTM

Perhaps JF could now grace us with some pearls of wisdom.  ;)

"Has many hats"  🎩 - About various employees of the mighty Mariners . Roll on Carlisle United Tuesday and hopefully a big crowd in and rocking for our new leader and team . 🐺

"At Bolton, we didn't get our just desserts."

Quoted from Grantley

"At Bolton, we didn't get our just desserts."

How is that a Fentyism?  It's only an error when it's written the way you've written it.

Quoted from KingstonMariner

How is that a Fentyism?  It's only an error when it's written the way you've written it.

It is indeed ironic that I spelt it wrong :o. However, I've only ever heard it describe comeuppance so that's why I included it.

Quoted from Grantley

It is indeed ironic that I spelt it wrong :o. However, I've only ever heard it describe comeuppance so that's why I included it.

Aha! Fair play sir. No dishonour in that. Apparently it happens a lot because we don't use that word much these days in any other sentence.