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GrimRob
October 30, 2017, 5:50am

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Please enter your nomination for last week....


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October 30, 2017, 6:52am

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Stevenage FC.


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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October 30, 2017, 7:17am

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Stevenage fans.


JESUS AT THE CENTRE
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October 30, 2017, 7:17am

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John Fenty for not coming out and backing the fans over the stevanage perverts
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October 30, 2017, 7:18am
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Heroes of the week are definitely the Trust with their swift and coherent response to the EFL whitewash.

Twit.. I'm sorry it has to be John Fenty.

So fans of the club he controls have been seriously mistreated by stewards of another club and the EFL have swept it under the carpet. Not even a murmur of outrage, not even a whisper of support. Talk about lack of leadership, talk about not having courage of conviction. Are our female supporters and upset young fans not important enough to speak out against a not fit for purpose EFL that he buddies up to for a few extra quid?

It's not just the Trust that have a duty of care to GTFC fans, it's also the club. Why should the argument be one or the other? It should be both. Both should care enough. Where is GTFC's and JF's conscience and humanity?

After five days of silence, I'm sorry, I'm now finding it outrageous.
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October 30, 2017, 7:42am
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"Falls to Arnold... Arnold! That's it! Thats it! He's sealed it! Grimsby Town are back in the football league!!! Just a minute to go and Nathan Arnold makes it 3-1! Look at the scenes behind the goal! Look at the relief! The agony is finally over!!!"

John Tondeur - Wembley Stadium Sunday 15th May 2016
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October 30, 2017, 7:50am

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Trump for releasing the JFK files and reminding any fornicator with a grudge that it's o.k. to take pot shots at people about issues that don't directly impact them and they can't control.


"Crombie you would have got to that if you weren't such a fat ba%$@rd" - George Kerr, inspiration from the dug out 70s style  
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October 30, 2017, 7:53am
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Trump for releasing the JFK files and reminding any fornicator with a grudge that it's o.k. to take pot shots at people about issues that don't directly impact them and they can't control.


If he didn't release them people would still female dog, he can't win haters will always hate😕


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Promise a man someone else's fish and he votes Labour.
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October 30, 2017, 7:58am
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Moheem Ali
if wasn't for our brave war heroes many who have sacrificed their lives, he'd be herding goats up a mountain in Pakistan right now.


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Promise a man someone else's fish and he votes Labour.
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October 30, 2017, 8:02am

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Bands in stands
Stevenage football 'club'
Premier league money


Take your pic


Rose is on fire

And your scotch eggs are fu(king vile
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October 30, 2017, 8:35am

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The EFL


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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October 30, 2017, 9:43am

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Poppy fascists our servicemen fought and died for freedom of speech and that includes the right not to wear a poppy,the majority of presenters only wear them as a token,I do not need a poppy to remind me of our fallen comrades I remember them everyday.


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,teach a man to fish and you give him an excuse for him to escape from the wife and kids for the weekend and drink lots of beer.
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October 30, 2017, 9:57am

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Maybe me for being naive? After many years of reading and barely posting on this board I’ve not seen a single profanity. Until now, it’s only just clicked...

female dog
intercourse
male masturbator
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balderdash


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October 30, 2017, 10:00am

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The person who made the corbyn Grimsby Town stickers,nominated for the next 200 twit of the weeks.


Today we got our team back - town fan leaving Wembley may 2016
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October 30, 2017, 10:05am
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Shaun Harvey and the EFL. The complete whitewash does nothing to stop other clubs from adopting the same sort of control methods.


The aim of argument or discussion should not be victory but progress.

Joseph Joubert.
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October 30, 2017, 10:06am
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Quoted from Mariner Ronnie
The person who made the corbyn Grimsby Town stickers,nominated for the next 200 twit of the weeks.


Well you are nothing if not entirely predictable


The aim of argument or discussion should not be victory but progress.

Joseph Joubert.
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October 30, 2017, 10:13am

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Well you are nothing if not entirely predictable


Saves me opening the thread 😉


Today we got our team back - town fan leaving Wembley may 2016
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October 30, 2017, 10:19am

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Anyone who goes to a restaurant five minutes before closing time


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October 30, 2017, 10:32am
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The EFL and all those who are prevailing the whitewash
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October 30, 2017, 10:36am

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The poppy police.
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October 30, 2017, 10:45am
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The Football League.

(Not the ‘EFL’)


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Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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October 30, 2017, 12:26pm

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Moheem Ali
if wasn't for our brave war heroes many who have sacrificed their lives, he'd be herding goats up a mountain in Pakistan right now.


If it wasn't for our brave war heroes, he wouldn't have the right not to wear a poppy.

Whilst based in London I quite frequently had to visit MOD Main Building and also the Old War Office. Both usually had some peace protestors outside. Sometimes very vocal, sometimes not.
Our brief was to ignore them totally. This was adhered to 99% of the time.  However, on the odd occasion (and making sure there were no press about), I transgressed.

I would politely put it to the protestors that their very existence justified my job and that them being there made me feel appreciated.  I would be polite and patronising, which normally had the desired effect of them getting all worked up, shouting 'not in my name' etc etc. But the irony is that I also believe that what I was saying was true. So when we see the likes of Ali, etc declining to wear the Poppy, use the energy to thank those that did make sacrifices, not to have a go at people with different beliefs to ourselves. And whilst we may not agree with such people, the fact that they have that right is what we should be proud of.  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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October 30, 2017, 12:35pm

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October 30, 2017, 1:10pm

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It is those in the M.O.D. that are the biggest threat to our forces.How many of our ex service men suffer mental health problems and even kill themselves due to their lack of care,far more than those who are killed on the battlefield.


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day,teach a man to fish and you give him an excuse for him to escape from the wife and kids for the weekend and drink lots of beer.
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October 30, 2017, 2:01pm
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Think I read somewhere that the death toll from suicide since the Falklands was bigger than the number actually killed in the war itself.


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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October 30, 2017, 10:48pm

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Shaun Harvey and his pal getyourfactsright


In his three stints as Grimsby Town manager spanning over 10 years the club was never relegated and he also guided them to three promotions.
Only 14 managers have reached 1,000 matches in charge of a Football League team by 1998 and Buckley is one of them.
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