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September 11, 2017, 6:52am

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If true. The copper that pushed two youths at the Mansfield game for no apparent reason.


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Twit of the week and laugh of the week.

The woman who threw her poo out of the window.  

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help and Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed it had received a call and freed a woman trapped between external and double glazing.
It also confirmed that a "window was broken in the process".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296


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Twit of the week and laugh of the week.

The woman who threw her poo out of the window.  

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help and Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed it had received a call and freed a woman trapped between external and double glazing.
It also confirmed that a "window was broken in the process".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296



I reckon she's a hero for trying to retrieve the wayward log.


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towncryer for trying to shitstir (he should have just lobbed it out the window like Mallyner's gymnast.  


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