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| September 2, 2017, 12:27pm |
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CD
Well John, have you got any dates together for my big night? Got loads of my mates gagging to play, should be a good game. Demand should be high looking at my Twitter account.
JF
Yes Dis, you've been a great servant to my club. We're really going to push the boat out and make sure you get the pay off you deserve, especially with the wages I paid you. You could hardly retire on that kind of money could you?
CD
What date have you got in mind then?
JF
Well, we got all of the greatest minds at the club on this, put a lot of thought in and can offer you an early kick-off on January 1st, say 10-30am?
CD
What about everyone staying in bed with hangovers from the night before?
JF
I don't understand.
CD
New Years Eve celebrations and all that the night before.
JF
Oh.. Is New Years Eve the night before? Didn't know that. We haven't got the budget for the 2018 calendars yet. Don't think we're going to bother next year anyway with all this player turnover. Half of this year's calendar is filled with ex-players.
CD
Can you think of another date that could be available?
JF
(Flicks through diary) Ah.. yes. December 25th. We never seem to play on this date for some reason.
CD
It's Xmas Day John. Time for family, opening presents. I don't think many will turn up, It's all about the grown ups spending time with the kids. Same day every year, it's tradition and all that. Don't want to be pushy, but it's my big night, could we go for another date? Sorry to be a pain.
JF
(Irritated, flicks through diary once again) Ok Dis, final option from me, I'm a busy man. How about October 31st?
CD
FFS
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| Fat Cobra |
| September 2, 2017, 2:30pm |
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CD
Well John, have you got any dates together for my big night? Got loads of my mates gagging to play, should be a good game. Demand should be high looking at my Twitter account.
JF
Yes Dis, you've been a great servant to my club. We're really going to push the boat out and make sure you get the pay off you deserve, especially with the wages I paid you. You could hardly retire on that kind of money could you?
CD
What date have you got in mind then?
JF
Well, we got all of the greatest minds at the club on this, put a lot of thought in and can offer you an early kick-off on January 1st, say 10-30am?
CD
What about everyone staying in bed with hangovers from the night before?
JF
I don't understand.
CD
New Years Eve celebrations and all that the night before.
JF
Oh.. Is New Years Eve the night before? Didn't know that. We haven't got the budget for the 2018 calendars yet. Don't think we're going to bother next year anyway with all this player turnover. Half of this year's calendar is filled with ex-players.
CD
Can you think of another date that could be available?
JF
(Flicks through diary) Ah.. yes. December 25th. We never seem to play on this date for some reason.
CD
It's Xmas Day John. Time for family, opening presents. I don't think many will turn up, It's all about the grown ups spending time with the kids. Same day every year, it's tradition and all that. Don't want to be pushy, but it's my big night, could we go for another date? Sorry to be a pain.
JF
(Irritated, flicks through diary once again) Ok Dis, final option from me, I'm a busy man. How about October 31st?
CD
FFS
Why was Chris Doig involved in this conversation. The poor bloke doesn't know if he's coming or going never mind what day it is. |
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| somersetmariner |
| September 2, 2017, 2:36pm |
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Doig would have lied about the date anyways !
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| forza ivano |
| September 2, 2017, 3:02pm |
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I'm only attending if serge makofo and Richard Brodie play
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| jamesgtfc |
| September 2, 2017, 5:35pm |
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What about a Worst 11 of players that played whilst Diz was here?
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| Abdul19 |
| September 2, 2017, 5:50pm |
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Off the top of my head and with a bit of positional licence:
Arthur
Bignot
Kempson
Ridley
Straker
McCarthy
Church
Parslow
Makofo
Brodie
Spencer
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| Davec |
| September 2, 2017, 6:04pm |
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Off the top of my head and with a bit of positional licence:
Arthur
Bignot
Kempson
Ridley
Straker
McCarthy
Church
Parslow
Makofo
Brodie
Spencer
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| Laddy89 |
| September 2, 2017, 8:08pm |
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Nothing wrong with Kenny Arthur
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| jamesgtfc |
| September 2, 2017, 8:44pm |
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McKeown was a virtual ever present so whichever keeper you choose (Arthur, Croudson, Warrington or Henderson) would be undeserved.
Manager would have to be Bignot but selecting the worst team is hard because most of the teams Disley played in were up there.
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| Henryscat |
| September 2, 2017, 9:07pm |
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I imagine a lot of players will WANT to play for Dis.
I just wonder how many will be allowed to by their current clubs
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