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GrimRob
August 28, 2017, 6:53am

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Please enter your nomination for last week....


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August 28, 2017, 8:30am
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Collins. The most needless challenge I've seen anyone do when already on a yellows card.
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Collins and Davies to share it for me.

Both needless challenges to make when you are on a yellow. If one has to win it, Collins for not knowing he was on a yellow card.
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Collins. Sent off when we needed him the most. Had just got back in the game. Admittedly, we then got an equaliser without him but with him things could have been different still.
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August 28, 2017, 9:16am

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Collins. Idiotic for someone so experienced.
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Collins. The most needless challenge I've seen anyone do when already on a yellows card.


TBF Collins said he did not know he had been booked for their peno and I don't think many other people knew either.


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TBF Collins said he did not know he had been booked for their peno and I don't think many other people knew either.




Where I was sat people knew he'd been booked. If you look back on the game im sure he did too.

That being said my TOTW is Corbyn for his EU U turn
Single market/ customs union means we are still in the EU you fuckin old hippy twit.

OUT MEANS OUT


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Only 14 managers have reached 1,000 matches in charge of a Football League team by 1998 and Buckley is one of them.
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August 28, 2017, 10:13am

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Saturdays linesman for completely bottling the keeper taking the ball out the area decision.


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twits who still think BREXIT and Trump are a good idea.
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August 28, 2017, 12:24pm

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Saturdays ref, gave us nothing.


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Collins


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August 28, 2017, 12:25pm

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Collins


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Checkatrade stubs for Mansfield away tickets decision maker..
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August 28, 2017, 12:55pm

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Soggy pizza.
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Soggy pizza.


Is that the game played similar to soggy biscuit ?


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August 28, 2017, 1:01pm

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Is that the game played similar to soggy biscuit ?


I'm extremely pleased to say I had to Google that.  
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August 28, 2017, 1:05pm

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I'm extremely pleased to say I had to Google that.  


I'm extremely embarrassed to say I didn't  !!!



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August 28, 2017, 1:48pm

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The @rseholes that verbally abused us for parking in front of their house before the Derby game.


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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The @rseholes that verbally abused us for parking in front of their house before the Derby game.


If you pay your road tax tell them to suck it up or move house 👍


In his three stints as Grimsby Town manager spanning over 10 years the club was never relegated and he also guided them to three promotions.
Only 14 managers have reached 1,000 matches in charge of a Football League team by 1998 and Buckley is one of them.
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August 28, 2017, 5:24pm

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Slade for getting sh1te players
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easy Collins the idiot
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August 28, 2017, 8:16pm
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Quoted from Civvy at last


I'm extremely embarrassed to say I didn't  !!!



I can't look at another Digestive after Googling it.


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Quoted from Mrs Doyle


TBF Collins said he did not know he had been booked for their peno and I don't think many other people knew either.




TBF Bollox, having seen the highlights he is clearly shown the yellow card for the penalty with the ref standing right in front of him.

If he missed that he must be blind or stupid, mind you having seen some of the goals we have conceded this season...............
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August 28, 2017, 9:41pm
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Collins - for thinking we're gullible enough to believe his bullshit about the first yellow that was waved in his face.
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August 28, 2017, 11:36pm
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Collins - for thinking we're gullible enough to believe his bullshit about the first yellow that was waved in his face.


Or for apparently thinking 'I can get away with a reckless challenge because I'm not on a yellow'.


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Quoted from Mrs Doyle


TBF Collins said he did not know he had been booked for their peno and I don't think many other people knew either.




Of course he did. I didn't know but HE started walking as soon as the ref. reached for his yellow card
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The helmet who sat in front of me at the match who shouted "you're flipping excrement" "intercourse off" "get him off" at every player for every little mistake. Bleated on about how he's sick of wasting money on a season ticket year in year out to watch this excrement (despite never seeing him sit there in the 4 years I've sat in my seat), then left at half time and missed our 2 goals. Guy was an absolute helmet of epic proportions.


No longer Sick of the BlueSquare  
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The helmet who sat in front of me at the match who shouted "you're flipping excrement" "intercourse off" "get him off" at every player for every little mistake. Bleated on about how he's sick of wasting money on a season ticket year in year out to watch this excrement (despite never seeing him sit there in the 4 years I've sat in my seat), then left at half time and missed our 2 goals. Guy was an absolute helmet of epic proportions.


Lower findus?


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August 29, 2017, 10:00am
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Could have been the same clown in the lower findus you was constantly shouting abuse until one lad shouted  "SHUT THE FECK UP"

Applause and cheers rang out from me and others,

So my vote goes to that moaning see u next thursday in the lower.
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twits who still think BREXIT and Trump are a good idea.


I only think brexit was a good idea.  

Trump on the other hand is the ultimate loose cannon and probably the worst president since Nixon. If he survives his full term I will be amazed. Always in the news for all the wrong reasons.

Not only as he alienated is own party who are trying to distance themselves from him he as stirred up a hornets nest by is lack of racial condemnation and building walls (yeah this is 2017) on the Mexican border.

Not to mention repealing Obama's rule outlawing the hunting and shooting of bears in Alaska.  

Trump takes big bullying onto a new level

The states are on the brink tensions are high never had this with Obarma.
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August 29, 2017, 5:06pm
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Lower findus?


No this twit was in the upper. Maybe he didn't go home and moved his hollow head to the lower in the second half?


No longer Sick of the BlueSquare  
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August 29, 2017, 5:11pm

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Upper at the top about the half way line? There's a few tound there....
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Quoted from LH
Upper at the top about the half way line? There's a few tound there....


Yeah reet at the top. Never seen him before, claimed to be a season ticket holder.


No longer Sick of the BlueSquare  
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Quoted from gtfc98
The helmet who sat in front of me at the match who shouted "you're flipping excrement" "intercourse off" "get him off" at every player for every little mistake. Bleated on about how he's sick of wasting money on a season ticket year in year out to watch this excrement (despite never seeing him sit there in the 4 years I've sat in my seat), then left at half time and missed our 2 goals. Guy was an absolute helmet of epic proportions.


You've sat in your seat for 4 years? That's dedication.
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Sorry about this I know this thread is set up for the likes of me but could I just nominate Steve Evans the fat Scottish bitter twisted low life cheating piece of sh!t.
Spat his dummy out and refused to shake any of our coaching staffs hands at the end of last night's game.....because we beat them....didums !!!!!!
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Quoted from towncryer
Sorry about this I know this thread is set up for the likes of me but could I just nominate Steve Evans the fat Scottish bitter twisted low life cheating piece of sh!t.
Spat his dummy out and refused to shake any of our coaching staffs hands at the end of last night's game.....because we beat them....didums !!!!!!


You lot need to take lessons from the Main Stand at BP. We've managed to get him sent off and ejected twice now.  


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Wayne Rooney.



Can't afford a taxi for 6 miles ??????


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I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
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That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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