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GrimRob
August 14, 2017, 6:53am

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Please enter your nomination for last week....


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August 14, 2017, 8:23am
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Can't choose between the following

SAG
GTFC PR
Coventry City classless trolls
JJ Shelvey

I don't need to though as my vote easily goes to

SATURDAY'S REF
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August 14, 2017, 8:36am

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Only one Winner this week in my eyes and that's the council for the whole barge fiasco, time for a change and now! Many many nights of my youth spent there, the place has always done well, friendly staff, reasonable prices.

NELC out!


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August 14, 2017, 8:41am

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The rain last Tuesday.


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August 14, 2017, 8:53am

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Got to be Saturday's ref.


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August 14, 2017, 8:56am
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Saturday's ref but Shelvey runs him close
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Civvy at last
August 14, 2017, 9:18am

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Shelvey for me. Not only for the stamp, but also the look of amazement when he gets the red card.


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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August 14, 2017, 9:31am
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Quoted from Mariner Ronnie
Only one Winner this week in my eyes and that's the council for the whole barge fiasco, time for a change and now! Many many nights of my youth spent there, the place has always done well, friendly staff, reasonable prices.

NELC out!


Poor decision making certainly re The Barge but in the spirit of keeping it apolitical Shelvey just gets the nod over Saturday's ref.


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August 14, 2017, 9:31am
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Saturday's ref  
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August 14, 2017, 9:44am

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Frozen pizzas
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August 14, 2017, 10:09am

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Frozen pizzas


You do know you have to cook them ??    


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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August 14, 2017, 10:22am
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Ref


No longer Sick of the BlueSquare  
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Ref from Saturday
shelvey - bloke hasn't got a brain cell
Rain last Tuesday
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August 14, 2017, 10:53am

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Tuesday's rain


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August 14, 2017, 11:12am

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Donald Trump


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August 14, 2017, 11:43am

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August 14, 2017, 12:39pm

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August 14, 2017, 12:47pm

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Ref of Saturday
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Quoted from cmackenzie4
Kim Jong un (maniac)


How about Kim Jong Un & Donald Trump as joint twits of the week.


If the football is bad you can always watch the gulls.
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August 14, 2017, 1:06pm

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Saturdays ref
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August 14, 2017, 1:23pm
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Honest Mo Farah, a true inspiration to all of us.
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August 14, 2017, 1:48pm
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August 14, 2017, 2:57pm

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Honest Mo Farah, a true inspiration to all of us.


Don't suppose you have any actual 'evidence' to qualify this post ??


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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August 14, 2017, 3:01pm
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White supremacists.


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August 14, 2017, 3:20pm

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Shelvey


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August 14, 2017, 3:51pm
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I don't see a problem with the first goal on Saturday. It was Collins fault, I am tempted to nominate him but I will nominate Russell Slade for shocking tactics. He had our full backs hoofing long balls onto three centre backs heads against our lone centre forward.
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August 14, 2017, 4:15pm

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I don't see a problem with the first goal on Saturday. It was Collins fault, I am tempted to nominate him but I will nominate Russell Slade for shocking tactics. He had our full backs hoofing long balls onto three centre backs heads against our lone centre forward.


What did Collins have to do with it?


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August 14, 2017, 4:16pm
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Don't suppose you have any actual 'evidence' to qualify this post ??


Ok, suppose I better, if you insist !

Honest: because he's never failed a drugs test

An Inspiration: Because he's the only man ever to defend Olympic back to back 5k and 10k titles

I cannot justify the use of the words "all of us"

To be clear, I nominate him because I can    
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August 14, 2017, 4:27pm
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People who let their dogs urine on your wheelie bin. Scruffy twits! I'll come and urine on your bin, and see how you like it.
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August 14, 2017, 4:30pm

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Ok, suppose I better, if you insist !

Honest: because he's never failed a drugs test

An Inspiration: Because he's the only man ever to defend Olympic back to back 5k and 10k titles

I cannot justify the use of the words "all of us"

To be clear, I nominate him because I can    


Of course you can nominate him,  It's a wonderful thing is free speech.  
However, I would question the wisdom of someone that thinks that being honest and an inspiration makes somebody a twit !!!  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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August 14, 2017, 5:06pm
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Jeremy C Hunt-£44000 on a shower facility in his office so he can cycle to work
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August 14, 2017, 7:09pm
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Quoted from Les Brechin


What did Collins have to do with it?


Sorry, I meant the new signing whos name I have forgotten.
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August 14, 2017, 9:45pm

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Glenn Tamplin, owner and manager of Billericay Town. Non-league football's latest delusional owner.


He's paying Jermaine Pennant 3k a week. Step 9 isn't it?
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The guy that wants to browse round the club shop whilst the games are on.
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Jeremy C Hunt-£44000 on a shower facility in his office so he can cycle to work


It's for all staff, of which there are a lot at that building.  Workplaces should be encouraging active travel, whatever you think of Jeremy Hunt's politics.
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