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moosey_club
August 8, 2017, 8:44pm
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'Temporarily abandoned' was another good Townism tonight. It either is or isn't.
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'Temporarily abandoned' was another good Townism tonight. It either is or isn't.


Fcuk all to do with Town. Purely down to Mr Kettle.


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August 8, 2017, 9:29pm
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."Their you go, OS.....................".


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Forget about their/there/they're. Why is every word in capitals?
It's all very incorrect grammatically.
Actually it's quite bizarre / illogical. We vote to be an independent nation of Britons, free of any outside influence, yet we cannot even express ourselves correctly in our native language.
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Forget about their/there/they're. Why is every word in capitals?
It's all very incorrect grammatically.
Actually it's quite bizarre / illogical. We vote to be an independent nation of Britons, free of any outside influence, yet we cannot even express ourselves correctly in our native language.


Ah, but all that book learning is for foreigners FI. It ain't for the likes of us. We have a native, unschooled intelligence. (they'd probably say).


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Ah, but all that book learning is for foreigners FI. It ain't for the likes of us. We have a native, unschooled intelligence. (they'd probably say).


Interesting views Kingston. I think Wayne may have some very interesting views on this subject
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August 9, 2017, 12:01am
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Interesting views Kingston. I think Wayne may have some very interesting views on this subject


I think Professor Wayn of Toothickfor University in his seminal oeuvre, 'Skools Owt 4 Eva: Extra-curricular education; the British approach to informal learning' in the Journal of European Anthropology, said something along the lines of, "Brustles iz intafearin wiv ouwer langwidge by trying too mayk uz speak N rite Inglish proppa like wot Forenners do innit'.


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I think Professor Wayn of Toothickfor University in his seminal oeuvre, 'Skools Owt 4 Eva: Extra-curricular education; the British approach to informal learning' in the Journal of European Anthropology, said something along the lines of, "Brustles iz intafearin wiv ouwer langwidge by trying too mayk uz speak N rite Inglish proppa like wot Forenners do innit'.


A fascinating title.i must read his insightful thoughts. As should all mariners fans. Our lives can only be enriched by taking on board the thoughts of Wayne. One of the true greats of u.k. Intellectual/ philosophical thinking.
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A fascinating title.i must read his insightful thoughts. As should all mariners fans. Our lives can only be enriched by taking on board the thoughts of Wayne. One of the true greats of u.k. Intellectual/ philosophical thinking.


Absolutely. Have you read his ground-breaking work on epistemology? As Wayn said, 'e pissedon me log e [did].' Or his essay on Ethics? 'Itz a cowntee eest ov Lundun innit'.


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I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
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