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jaygy
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Quoted from Chrisblor
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"So here we are in the referees room. We've got all the changing facilities, the mirrors, the TVs, the rusty fridges, the showers, we've got all the mod cons, and of course here, for the lady referees, we've got the sink."


I think I was just sick in my mouth a little bit! That video should never have been aired
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That tour of BP video where he makes the lady refs comment  makes me think he's one of those performance comics who inhabit the skin of a character like the Pub Landlord or Lee Nelson. Does all the almost believable stuff, then slips in something that pushes it.

Comic genius.


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"There are those that think Noddy and Big Ears are running the club, by god I would like to see them stand up to be counted."


'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.  
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Quoted from GrimRob
"There are those that think Noddy and Big Ears are running the club, by god I would like to see them stand up to be counted."


Some think they run the fishy as well
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"When all is said and done" is one of my favourites.

I've never realised how many corkers he comes out with until now.



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Quoted from dapperz fun pub


Some think they run the fishy as well


I thought the Fishy ran the football club.


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I think I was just sick in my mouth a little bit! That video should never have been aired


What's your problem pal? I've seen worse looking office girls.


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Promise a man someone else's fish and he votes Labour.
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'I don't have a box, I'm an all-weather fan.'


We've got Jason Pearcey, number one, we've got the best team in the land...
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Not a pun but remember him scaling the main stand to secure some loose roof panels or something on a very windy day lol not many chairman would attempt that.
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Quoted from WappingMariner
'I don't have a box, I'm an all-weather fan.'


That's a good one actually. Noticed that on the video. And it's true as well as witty.


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