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arryarryarry
September 2, 2015, 1:25pm
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Paul, you know that time you went to see Dr Hook? Was that the worst prostrate exam you've ever had...?


What gets me is they smile when they do it.
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What gets me is they smile when they do it.


Over the years I have had a few Doctors poke their fingers up my backside,

Last week a nice Chinese Lady Doctor did the same,

Much better no pain at all.


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Over the years I have had a few Doctors poke their fingers up my backside,

Last week a nice Chinese Lady Doctor did the same,

Much better no pain at all.


I bet a couple of hours later you wanted it doing again.
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I'm told that the main thing to be certain of when undergoing one of these examinations is that both of the doctor's hands aren't on your shoulders at the same time.  
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I'm told that the main thing to be certain of when undergoing one of these examinations is that both of the doctor's hands aren't on your shoulders at the same time.  
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I would ask him how he deals with the unbearable lightness of being and the fruitless search for meaning in this world...... and red or brown sauce?


Or no sauce at all?


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Which Country or area would you say IS the best producer of fine cheeses.?

(Am I on the right site here ??   )


You have a grim outlook.


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Thanks very much I spent the morning having my rear end inspected by a camera ( I'm sure David Attenborough was up there working for the bbc ) and thought an early night reading the fishy would take my mind of it.
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Paul what's your favourite Chippy??


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Stand Up For The Mariners!!!!!
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I bet a couple of hours later you wanted it doing again.



I was thinking of asking her for a second opinion.


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