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Wurli
August 19, 2008, 10:57pm Report to Moderator

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We got a jokes thread, but we need one with a warning:

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER!!!
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A little boy comes into the Kitchen and says to his mum "Granny's got a prawn!"
Mum says "What on earth do you mean?"
The boy takes his mum into the front room and shows her Granny,who's stark naked asleep on the sofa.
He points to her protruding clitoris and says, "Granny's got a prawn!".
His mother whispers "That's your Grans clitoris son."
To which the boy replies....."Well it tastes like a prawn!"
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Gary Glitter's got a date for his release. She's 8 but with makeup she looks about 12.



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Quoted from Wurli
A little boy comes into the Kitchen and says to his mum "Granny's got a prawn!"
Mum says "What on earth do you mean?"
The boy takes his mum into the front room and shows her Granny,who's stark naked asleep on the sofa.
He points to her protruding clitoris and says, "Granny's got a prawn!".
His mother whispers "That's your Grans clitoris son."
To which the boy replies....."Well it tastes like a prawn!"


That is just wrong.....yet im sure most at work will laugh


Football isnt about life and Death,
It means much more

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Been getting plenty of Gary Glitter gags on text, thought I might as well share....

Gary Glitter goes into a bar and orders a pint of John Smiths. The barman says, "Sorry, sir, I'm afraid I can't serve you that."

Gary Glitter asks, "Why?"

The barman replies, "Because it's a no nonces bitter."
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What's the difference between a greyhound and Gary Glitter?

The greyhounds wait for the hare to appear.
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Following his recent heart scare, Gary Glitter has left instructions in the event of his death...

He wants to be cremated and his ashes put into an etch a sketch, so that kids can still play with him.
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Gary Glitter has been appointed as new England manager. His first decision has been to put Seaman in the Youth team.
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That Gary Glitter's a crafty old fornicator...

After Vietnam, Thailand, Hong Kong and Thailand again, by the time he gets back to England he'll have earned enough AirMiles for two weeks at Disneyland...
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Why did Gary Glitter fail his driving test?

Because he did too many minors.
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Vietnam, Thailand, Hong Kong. Why couldn't Glitter have decided to fly to Spain?
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"African boxer Mongo Wogchops successfully returns to the ring after losing both feet in a landmine accident. His pro record now stands at 10 wins without defeet"

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"West midlands police are looking for a racist attacker so i applied but was told it wasnt actually a job vacancy!!"

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"hey dont say anything but guess who's still together after all the excrement between them??  Your arsecheeks!"

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Scouser walks into the D.S.S. and says :-

"I've just been offered a Blow Job, If I take it will it affect my benefit claim?"

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"Q. Why do pigeons fly upside down over Liverpool?
A. Because there's nothing worth shitting on."

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"Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

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"Q: What is the ideal weight of a Scouser?
A: About three pounds, including the urn."

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"At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear: "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers.
At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face. Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed the bartender quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he says. "Just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure" the big scouser replies. "Something about a job."

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Colin McRae?

Only 2 boys went down on McRae's chopper....
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Colin McRae?

Only 2 boys went down on McRae's chopper....
Man that's just wrong.


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how do you get 4 puffs on a bar stool

turn it upside down
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whats the scouse version of the film "silence of the lambs"................ shut up ewes.
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